Im 26 weeks pregnant. Time to share preggo comical stories!...
Last night I decide to switch sides of the bed with Jason (so I could feel closer to him than laying on my left side giving him the cold shoulder) anywho, so I have a very used body pillow weaved between my boobs, under my belly and between my legs. Another pillow between the legs, and another pillow for my head. I move a bit and a pillow flys off. I get up to get the pillow, then I gotta pee. I walk around the side of the bed that im not used to and bang my leg against the damn corner post. I cuss all the way to the bathroom and think my bladder's about to burst, and a damn trinkle comes out. So I go to try to get some TP, and it is PITCH dark in there. I loose it. I say [scream really ] a few choice words, slam the damn lighswitch on and say "I WANT A EFFING NIGHTLIGHT IN HERE!!!" as I flush and stomp off to the kitchen to get some icewater to cool off and calm down and cry a bit. Jason walks in and scares the crap out of me and I walk back to bed...well it was more of a tantrum walk. I get back in bed and get all the damn pillows situated again, lay down and then I feel crazy amounts of blood pressure in my neck and face again, like im laying upside down. So I sit back up and then my back seizes up. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!" were a nice version of words I said. Then I proceeded to have a bitch fest to Jason and finally went to sleep.

Woke up this morning to swollen face and fingers...
he's SO carrying the next child.
So...I think its time for a *real* pregnancy pillow [and nightlight!] that will um...maybe help keep situations like these from happening LMAO. Im 6ft tall, 250 lbs...so I need a pillow that will keep up with me, and comfort me...any suggestions are appreciated!!